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Are all humans alike? Are we all the same? Do we all think in the same manner? Let's find out. I believe that we don't. And to show you an example of how people from another culture think very differently from what we do here in Europe,^[1] I'm going to share with you a little story from prison. In Trondheim prison we had a Turkish guy who explained to us that when he lived in Turkey, he had lost his job. And he was really pissed off at his boss, so he wanted to get back at him for firing him. So he raped his donkey. He raped his boss's donkey. And apparently, where he came from, this was so shameful for his boss, for the owner of the donkey, that he had to kill the donkey. He couldn't have it anymore. And thus, this Turkish guy got back at his boss. And of course, the guys in Trondheim, they were pretty much just looking at him like this, with a big WTF over their heads. Because that's really, really not how you get back at people in Norway. That's not how you get back at your boss, if you want to, when he fires you. That's it really. Just a short story to show you that people are different. Thank you for watching. In fact, I'm not done. I can share another anecdote from prison.^[2] This time, a Pakistani guy. Because as you know, Muslims don't masturbate. According to them, masturbation is a sin, and it's a big no, no, no. You don't masturbate in Muslim countries. What you do though, if you don't have women, or if the women are kept locked up by their parents, is to have sexual relations with other men.^[3] But, as you know, you don't always have other men available. What this Pakistani guy, Ali, told was that he used, instead of masturbating, he used to fuck his donkey. And we, of course, looked at him like this, with a big WTF over our heads. And he immediately started to explain. He said...^{[4][5][6][7][8]} Of course, this didn't change the face. We still had the WTF look, but we did learn something. Thank you multiculturalism. Without multiculturalism, I wouldn't know things like this. Thanks for watching.^[9]

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1. NB! I don't claim that ALL people from the mentioned cultures think like the guys from my anecdotes.
2. Speaking of donkeys. I came to think of another guy I met in prison.
3. Which technically is illegal in the Muslim world, but... REALITY.
4. Much better than woman!
5. You just place a box (behind the donkey), step up on the box,
6. and bam bam bam
7. Much better than woman!
8. Donkey: shut up, completely free of charge, much better!
9. NB! There are no donkeys in this game!