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♫ Would I lie to you, baby? Would I lie to you? ♫ Let's find out.^[1] Whenever I say something, there is always someone who comments in the comment section and who thinks he knows better than me. In many cases they do. Like, you know, the way I sharpened the chain on my chainsaw, didn't do it right and many people commented and that's excellent and now I do know. But when I say that I never listened to Venom and I have comments claiming that "yes you did", that's pretty lame isn't it? Why would I lie about that? It's just so^[2] incredibly stupid. And then, incredibly, when I said, you know, the first line on the "War" track that which is not really part of the lyrics was just an introduction to the song and I say

This is war
Huh, wow!

. Don't you... wouldn't you be surprised that some people claim that I made that up now that I'm a revisionist and I'm just trying to change history because that's not really what I said. Again, why would I lie about that? It's an introduction to the song "War". This^[3] is war, huh, wow. Why would I lie? Please tell me.^[4] So they know better than me what bands I used to listen to. They know better than me what I say on my own records. They know better than me about how I^[5] make a living. They know better than me if I work or not. And when I explain to them that, you know, I work as a musician and a writer, then they still think I don't work because "artists don't work". Well, brilliant. I don't think they have ever seen the amount of work artists actually^[6] do. So to wrap this up, feel free to comment on my videos, but if you plan to, you know,^[7] be a moron, then please do that on your own channel.^[8]

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1. Anti-Idiot RANT by V.V.
2. So I can tell you that I liked e.g. Boney-M's "Daddy Cool" when I was a kid,
   but I wish somehow "hide" the fact that I liked Venom? Really?
3. The idea behind the line was to make fun of rock artists who think they are so
   cool on stage, when they introduce their tracks. It was done for laughs.
4. BTW: The track "War" was made as a tribute to Bathory, and was therefore
   made to sound like Bathory. It's NOT a cover track though.
   It just sounds like Bathory.
5. They also seem to think they know better than me about the history
   of Black Metal in Norway 1991-1993. I guess they were there? Unlike me?
6. Quote: "There is no way you make a living from only Burzum and MYFAROG".
   And how would you know that?
7. Feel free to correct me too, when I am wrong. It's great if you do.
8. Thank you for watching.