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Ladies and gentlemen, as you soon will be able to tell, this is not just an ordinary ad. This video is important and it is directed at mothers out there. And as long as your child is a human girl, this video is for you. Let us be Frank here. Dad's matter. We have acute senses and almost never lose any of our kids when we take them to the playground. Dads are educational. We teach children important lessons. Without us, society will collapse and the next generation will become a completely worthless bunch of sissies. Spread this message and use the hashtag that you prefer. #DadMatters or #DadsMatter. Doesn't matter as long as it is grammatically correct. So ladies, the next time you plan on having children, keep the dad around. It's important.